I am A Malayalee – Lyrics

Who gives a shit about Queen when we Mallus have our own I am a malayalee. But the lyrics of the unofficial Mallu anthem kept eluding me. So I decided to write it myself. Forgive a few possible errors here and there.  Here goes..

Excuse me

Take 1

Testing 1 2 3

1, 2

(Poda paadunathine mumbe beef fry oder eytho, ohkay goh)

I yam a malayalee,

I ware a ping lungee

I yam a card holding member,

Of the Marxist partee

(Laal Salaahm)

I yam a malayalee

Gad knos,

Gad knos I yam a malayalee

I gohn to the gelf,

I gohn  to the gelf fohr a lohng time

To get, a big faht sahlary

Oh I miss my fahmileey

Hoo cares, I making lohts of moneey

Its grate but I take brahndy

Wile ohl the athers lyike to dring skohtch wiskeey

My chappals aar baata and you can coll me chetaa


I yam vary  sexee

And I Lyike my kohfee


Yes I yam malayalee


(Chetta alla cheta)

Wen I was in therd standard I was send to engleesh meedium

To learn the briteesh lahnguage

C.A.T cat, B.A.G bayg A fohr aaple and ohl that

With grate difficulty I passed and wend ohn to plus too

How I goht thru I dohnt kno

And then I  wend to cohllege

Since I was second got to b.sc soo-ology

Athuru  kazhinetturu MBA

Then I got ohfer to go kuweit

To work for a presteejias cumbany

Two months and I wahnted one smalleh

Thaught dringing nayanteenayan goht picked up be pohlice

Now I yam in the jeyil

I yam vary alone vary scared

If sumbady listen please help me

But lyif stil gohs on

I cant get used to living widhout living widhout living widhout

My mahruthee, I goht it as my dawree

How, Gad knows, It cayme wid one year wahrantee

So baby cahnt u see


I lyik my kappa meen curree

I yam a malayalee

Cyan you see my ping lungee

I yam I yam I yam a malayalee

(Jai Hind.. Disss)

P.S:  I put it in bold deliberately. After all, for us Mallus everything haas to be zimbly big. 😛


21 Responses to “I am A Malayalee – Lyrics”

  1. 1 aivaiyn
    August 17, 2008 at 22:11


  2. 2 Rahul
    August 23, 2008 at 00:05


  3. 4 vimal
    February 7, 2009 at 02:41

    well done mate

  4. 5 Jayashree
    May 28, 2009 at 02:01

    Hey dats’ very very cool..

  5. 6 rajil
    March 19, 2010 at 13:43

    super da aaaaaaaa

  6. 7 sobz rockz
    April 4, 2010 at 16:08


    but there is 1 mistake

    its not————oh i lose my family

    its —————–OR ELSE i lose my family

  7. 8 panneer
    April 16, 2010 at 15:43

    Nice song friends

  8. April 30, 2010 at 19:16

    I yam NOT a malayalee – but this is some funny stuff!

  9. 10 mona
    June 11, 2010 at 17:11

    m not a mallu but i jus loveddd d song whn my colleague played it today…loved it sooo much couldn stop myself fm googlin for the lyrics…

    to al my mallu frnds n other mallus.. u ROCK!! 🙂

  10. 11 sanyukta
    September 22, 2010 at 03:06

    i m a bong gurl completely in luv wid mallu guy dis song has made me realy wana lern malyalam

  11. 12 Jonia
    October 6, 2010 at 18:35

    thank you for this

  12. 13 yohan chacko
    March 8, 2011 at 23:29

    Hi, as the lyricist and singer of this song (its me with the afro, and behind the keyboard) I must commend you on getting most of the words right. Barring the really tiny misprints its superb. Kudos

  13. 14 Anjali nair
    August 11, 2011 at 15:31

    Wat a song ayyo chirachu chavum hahahaha

  14. 15 Luxmi
    November 10, 2011 at 19:31

    Dude, its freaking COOOLLL! You make everything about Mallus an object of pride. Good Job!

  15. November 19, 2011 at 11:13

    verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny ha ha ha ha ha ha

  16. 17 mallu
    October 12, 2012 at 14:50

    kalakki machaaaaaaaaaaa

  17. February 25, 2015 at 02:19

    I couldn’t refrain from commenting. Well written!

  18. October 16, 2015 at 01:31

    It’s very easy to find out any matter on web as compared to textbooks, as I
    found this piece of writing at this web page.

  19. September 1, 2017 at 09:30

    You ought to take part in a contest for one of the greatest websites online.

    I am going to highly recommend this blog!

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