So who am I? That’s something I’ve been asking myself for quiet some time. Since I don’t know who really I am, I might as well continue with what I think I am.

  1. I’m a Mallu. Yes, that super-intelligent yet super-stupid species originally found in a land known to others as God’s Own Country. (We ourselves prefer to call it God’s Own Lavatory)
  2. I don’t live in God’s Own Country (or Lavatory depending upon who you are). And no, I don’t live in the Gelf either.
  3. I belong to the 1 % of Mallus living outside God’s Own Lavatory who can READ AND WRITE our great language Malayalam.
  4. I’m a living example to prove that all Mallus are NOT part of the Marxist Party. I love Parippu vada though.
  5. I’m also a living example to prove that all Mallus are NOT cocunut lovers. I simply cannot stand coconut in my food.
  6. I guess all other Mallu stereotypes apply to me. You know, Kappa Meen Curry, Weird Mallu name and all that. All except the pink lungi part.
  7. I don’t have a Mallu accent.
  8. I zimbly love to make fun of people with a Mallu accent.
  9. I study in the No.1 Arts and Science college in the country. (According to India Today; but you can assume the reality when you think of that Aaj Tak and HT are also part of the same group)
  10. I’m a wannabe Copy Writer. Only ‘wannabe’, especially after the intelligent people at my college decided Copy Writing has no scope as a career.
  11. I love South Park simply because its racist. (This is to prove that all Indians are racist too; not just Aussies)
  12. I’am in love with a girl I haven’t seen or talked to in over 3 years. Yes, I believe in miracles coming true. Screw you if you don’t.
  13. I hate Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester City and Real Madrid. I think you can guess the club I root for.
  14. I admire George W. Bush. I don’t give a shit about what you think of him. He’s the BEST. As for Obama, I think he’s a pussy.
  15. I’m a supporter of the Congress Party. Hoping to gain primary membership in the grand old party soon. Screw BJP and the Left.
  16. I like Coke more than Pepsi because red is hotter than blue.
  17. I’m religious. Roman Catholic to be precise. Although I oppose the Church’s views about homosexuality and contraception among others.
  18. I was not ‘offended’ by the Da Vinci Code or any of Mr. Brown’s works. He is a fucking genius.
  19. This blog will be boring. But learn to adjust, it can’t be more boring than your average college lecturer.


5 Responses to “Who am I?”

  1. 1 cathedralist
    November 5, 2009 at 13:26

    Correction – You think you think – therefore you think you are… (;D) BTW, you should be Joseph’s batch mate if I’m not mistaken….

  2. 2 timofeyevich
    December 2, 2009 at 23:24

    @cathedralist – You mean Joseph John of 06VC? He’s my senior. And you are?

  3. December 9, 2009 at 13:59

    His local guardian also happens to be my aunt. We consulted him before my son joined BSc VisCom at SRM Univ. I think Joseph should be finishing the course very soon if I’m not mistaken… Anyway ’tis a small world!

  4. 4 Vinoy
    April 29, 2013 at 19:20

    Hello Cogito uncle…What’s up uncle ji?

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